The rich and poor, beautiful and beastly, decent and decadent will all cavort each week on Hamptons Heat, a burning new mock reality/hybrid series. So hold onto your flip-flops, it’s gonna be a humpy weekend.
“Holy Christmas! My prayers have been answered. Finally someone had the &%!#@ brains to bring Fellini to television. More proof there is a God!“ — The Pope, In Rome, Keeping The Faith. That’s just one of the many accolades industry backstabbers and watchhounds have been flapping their lips with. Described as a show within a show, it follows the adventures of Carmela Bovino, who came to America courtesy of 'some American television network vice-weasel, who was vacationing in Sicily with his hmmm...not his wife, put it that way. Her wizardry in the cucina was so impressive, she now has her own cooking show, the eponymous title.
So sit back and relax, have a glass of wine on the house, listen to Puccini arias and Jimmy Roselli love songs and learn Carmela’s favorite dishes. Because life (and your diet) will never be the same. It’s a recipe for love, si amore, every Wednesday night 9:00pm EST, 3:00am Palermo time, on The Espresso Hour.
Yes, The Simpsons, Family Guy and South Park are all clever, crude and entertaining. Who among us after all doesn’t laugh at a dry-humored, dry martini-loving dog or singing along every year with Christmas poop? But where are all the beautiful people in toon town? Well, we found them. They’re all screwing around and swimming in mojitos, in our new animated comedy series SWINGLES.
Socialites and social misfits seeking status, go-getters going nowhere and opportunists on the hunt. They’re all here in this deviant, funny, sexy and stylish new show we have modestly rated X for x-tra brilliant. So check your local listings, put down your friggin’ dumbphone for 22 minutes, and pay attention, dummies. Because SWINGLES are highly motivated, very sophisticated...and fabulously animated.
* Viewer warning: not for impressionable young children or older people that stupid or too sensitive to take this stuff literally.
As Nostradamus predicted, the world has been hijacked by strangely 'mature' one- and two-year-olds harboring a cynical world view, with a real axe to grind. Tawk Show will drop worldwide 2023 in this ambitious new web series.
Picking up where Tawk Show leaves off, New York City is run by five-year-olds...effectively.
This summer Zoe, Jake, Sarah, Jesse, Lyle, Melanie, Beatrice and the rest of the gang, will board a school bus, leave the big city and head for the hills where they'll fend off the bugs, grill burgers and franks, and make some new furry woodland friends. Mr. Billy Bob Beaver and Miss Rachel Raccoon will help them explore nature, as they build stuff with their hands, and maybe become lifelong pals in the process. *Because all are welcome at Camp Mosquito.
Ultra-chic Madison Avenue isn’t known for its high crime rate, but try telling that to Detectives Joe Rocco and his sexy partner Lynn Bennett. They seem to run into it everyday, from attempted bank robberies by a former school friend, the rich and famous caught shoplifting at Bloomingdales, domestic squabbles of the over-privileged, nude tourists, identity and/or hot-dog thieves, and everything in between. The two very street-smart and stylish detectives are all over it, “because we passed the police test, so it’s our job” says the hardened Queens-born Rocco. “We break the chops that require breakin’ in order to keep the neighborhood and the rich prima donnas happy and quiet,“ he adds. Since zip code 10065 houses the most powerful and wealthiest sleazeballs who waddle about flashing their Amex Black (or is it Purple now?) Card, they don’t tolerate ‘ugliness’ or things that make them frown and cause wrinkles. The two detectives, part of the newly formed ACU (All Types of Crime Unit), could both pass for a Hollywood power couple themselves, with Rocco and Bennett sporting a wardrobe that would make many socialites jealous.
Yes, crime will be a laughing matter (at least with some of these nuts) and shooting on a street near you (with cameras, not guns...or maybe guns). Check your local listings.
Based on the hit film Stealing Chanel starring Adam Lavorgna, Lydia Hearst, Carol Alt, John Rothman, and Margaret Colin, the series follows the new career of reformed shoplifter Giorgio Bene, as he ascends the treacherous world of the rag biz in NYC as the new prince of fashionistas. Reuniting most of the original cast with some new faces to include Sharon Angela (Sopranos), Lois Robbins, Bob Ari, and Julia Blanchard.
A cutthroat dramedy which examines the dangerous players in the high-stakes diamond and gem trade in NYC. Russian mobsters, devious women who play unsuspecting clients and Hasidic merchants, corrupt cops and politicians cashing in from all sides, and the federal agents bent on bringing them all down.
Hard-reality series which follows several NYC hedge-hoggers and investment bankers and the very high-stakes world in which they orbit.
A one-hour game show which takes place at a top Las Vegas casino, where contestants compete against time, each other, and the odds to win a $1M jackpot.